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Onisiki FUKUROU: Lock-Down Accuracy. Fly Like an Owl. Conquer the Skies.
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G1 Gyro Unleashed: Power HD's Black Beast for Apex Control and Precision Drifting Action.
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Power HD G1 Gyro - Purple Reign Supreme Unleash the Drift Beast Dominate the Track Style and Performance Combined
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G1 Gyro: Red Hot Performance Unleashed Power HD.
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SG Smart Gyro Unleashed Power HD: Level Up Your RC Game! Precision Control, Unbeatable Performance.
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Dream Big Ride Smooth: REVOX Steering Gyro - Black. Unleash Your Drift!
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REVOX Purple Gyro: Dream Drift Made Real! Control the Chaos, Own the Track.
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Revox Gyro: Red Hot Control! Drift Ready. Experience the Dream. Get Yours Now!
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Purple Powerhouse Gyro: Yokomo's Drift Master with EP Tune-Up! Slide into Style and Control!
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Yokomo Drift King Gyro: Unleash Your Inner Drifter! Precision EP Control, Pure Drift Action!
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Blue Beast Mode Gyro: Yokomo's Drift King EP Adjuster – Slide into Action
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